Logical Toy: Planet of the Apes Remote Control Horse, apes all rode horses and this makes perfect sense.
Nonsense Toy: Planet of the Apes Zoom Cycle, the Ape civilization never had anything motorized and this looks an awful lot like a repackaged Batman toy. Please don’t send me comments about the Animated show having cars, that doesn’t count and you know it.
Oddly enough, I totally would have wanted the zoom cycle more as a kid….
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others. 
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yeah but the animated show had cars
Oh man…. here I am, gearing up for Planet of the Apes Month on the Random Acts of Geekery, and you go and post pictures of not one, but TWO POTA toys I don’t have in my files!
Well, I still have time to come across those on eBay… Good stuff, my friend!
A friend of mine sent me scans of five years worth of AHI catalogs, I’m literally rolling in rack toys. Bwa-ha-ha!
Lucky you!