It’s always important to ask a gentleman if you would like to join the “love train” before casually placing your hand on or anywhere near his buttocks. It’s an inportant life lesson “Mr. H” is going to learn in a quick and largely unforgettable manner.
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others. 
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I can only imagine the look of some dude’s face when some other dude touches near his rear.