Guy Times Three

Guy Times Three

It’s like the Three Stooges but instead of being bumbling idiots, they are all suave gentlemen dedicated to a ladies pleasure…

About The Author

Mantooth
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

9 Comments

  • Anonymous on November 23, 2009

    Was it sort of orgasmic to find him so many times?

    Actually the number on the left not that bad, very Starsky. I am not sure why he has chosen to wear Channel in the middle or opted for the mexican shaw at right but hey how many sweaters really go with a handlebar mustache. Do you have the feeling the only reason he had a career was due to Omar Sharif and Dr Zhivago. Cause that is the totaly vibe I am getting here.

  • Arkonbey on November 23, 2009

    Ok. We've got to write a 70's action show premise based on this.

    Late 196th century pugilist, ladies' man and adventurer Guy Redstone crashes the lair of evil Dr. Zerfsky to stop said doctor's time experiments. As he destroys the infernal machine, he becomes trapped in time along with a two-minutes-into-the-future and a two-minutes-into-the-past version of himself.

    One hundred years later, he is freed from the machine by a secret government agency and recruited to fight secret crimes.

    How will three clones from the 19th century deal with fighting crime in the 20th? Tune in to "Guy Times Three" Fridays at 8:30 and find out.

    I know it's not great, but I'm working off the cuff here 😉

  • wee67 on November 23, 2009

    No matter how many times I see this guy, I always imagine a whiskey tumbler in one hand.

  • John III on November 23, 2009

    Don't forget to add that they can only look left. So if a crime happens to their right…they are screwed.

  • 2vs8 on November 23, 2009

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  • rob! on November 26, 2009

    Parts: The Clonus Horror!

  • Anonymous on October 10, 2010

    This guy is still modeling. The moustache is gone and he has grey hair he shows up in the Sears catalog. I my mind he is and has always been simply " Cesar" he is from somewhere in Easterm, Central or Southern Europe, but true, he is dedicated to a lady's pleasure, oh yes, definitely!

  • cocololoco on December 5, 2010

    One Borat is bad enough, BUT THREE???!!!!!

  • cocololoco on December 5, 2010

    One Borat was bad. But three? Is the end of the world !!!!

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