Slack Monday

You will not find a better Cyber Monday deal than these fine, fine slacks, you’ll need a rotary telephone to order sadly.

You will not find a better Cyber Monday deal than these fine, fine slacks, you’ll need a rotary telephone to order sadly.
Groovy!
I've got a rotary phone. What's the number!?!
Slacks Number 2 probably triggered epileptic seizures.