Double Breasted Splendor

March 6, 2017 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 3 Comments

I hope someday to know the bliss, providing my grades are good enough.

About The Author

Mantooth

AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

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Hugh Walter on March 8, 2017

Hold on a sec! She's looking down his cleavage, the sexist minx!

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Anonymous on March 9, 2017

"Double Breasted Splendor"

Living proof the laughter of sly ad writers shall echo down through the millenia.

There's a bar in the afterlife where the clever writers go. Right now an Egyptian scribe (who drew the Pharaoh's royal falcon title with a chicken) is buying this man a beer.

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Seventiesfan on March 30, 2017

The "Smart Velvet Collar" must have replaced last year's "Dumb Velvet Collar".

Oh, the innocence of the 1970's. In today's world, the words "Double Breasted Splendor" are absolutely certain to be misinterpreted.

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