Ok, I understand Kiss, even Frankenstein, Dracula and the Phantom but how the gosh darn do you make your self look like the creature from the black lagoon? Step One: Cut off nose (use sharp knife, ask your parent's permission)....

The Ulity Belts were a Remco staple since AHI took over the company, it's kind of shame to see them in the back page ghetto like this.