{"id":9960,"date":"2006-05-28T18:21:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-28T18:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plaidstallions.com\/reboot\/index.php\/2006\/05\/28\/pants-that-should-have-never-been\/"},"modified":"2019-09-08T18:05:53","modified_gmt":"2019-09-08T18:05:53","slug":"pants-that-should-have-never-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plaidstallions.com\/reboot\/pants-that-should-have-never-been\/","title":{"rendered":"Pants that should have never been"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"words cannot describe\" style=\"WIDTH: 284px; HEIGHT: 366px\" height=\"374\" src=\"http:\/\/www.foreignmego.com\/plaid\/badpants.jpg\" width=\"272\" \/><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">The 1976 Sears Christmas catalog has what I expect is a fad that I hope never caught on, corduroy patchwork jeans. 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