{"id":6083,"date":"2019-02-03T14:21:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-03T14:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plaidstallions.com\/reboot\/index.php\/2019\/02\/03\/colouring-book-theater-fantastic-four\/"},"modified":"2019-09-08T18:53:22","modified_gmt":"2019-09-08T18:53:22","slug":"colouring-book-theater-fantastic-four","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plaidstallions.com\/reboot\/colouring-book-theater-fantastic-four\/","title":{"rendered":"Colouring Book Theater: The Fantastic Four meet the Witch"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"wonderbug<\/a> Time to crack open another vintage colouring book and see the madness inside!<\/span><\/em>
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\nFantastic Four Meet “The Witch”-1977 Whitman Publishing<\/span><\/em>
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<\/span> Fantastic Four was one of my favourite comic books as a kid, the treasury editions quickly imprinted on my young brain and I was a fan for life.<\/span>
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<\/span> My last take on a Fantastic Four colouring book <\/a>was well, disenfranchising, so hopefully, this one is a little better. At least this one has Johnny and not Herbie the %$#^ing robot.<\/span>
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<\/span> I already love the cover artwork with the three male heroes battling the titular Witch while Sue makes jazz hands.<\/span>
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<\/span>  Check it out after the jump and when you’re done, check out this other book from the series<\/a>.<\/span><\/span>
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\nSo the story begins with a UFO and the US military launching a missile at it. Turns out it’s a witch, I love how this kid coloured her green. <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\nThe Fantastic Four comes to the rescue and even the Thing questions the story by breaking the fourth wall.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\nI just want to point out that the art is kind of nice. This is a swipe from Kirby but it’s well done.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\nThe Witch turns Reed, Johnny and Ben into various animals and sends them off into space because…Witch!<\/span>
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\nSeriously there is a page with a toad, a turtle and a firefly floating in the vacuum of space. I guess they’re dead?<\/span><\/div>\n
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\nOnly Sue survives by using her powers, I don’t know if you should loudly announce turning invisible.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\nSue removes the Witch’s Power Jewell and she shrinks down. I hesitated to post this photo because I just know it’s someone’s fetish.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\nThe Witch returns the lads from outer space and they utter the kind of dialogue you expect from the World’s greatest comic magazine. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\nThe story takes an even weirder turn when the Witch apologizes and explains her origin, she mentions that she was once beautiful and well, this happens. I don’t want any more looks into Ben Grimm’s brain thank you.<\/span><\/div>\n

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\nThe Witch explains that some sort of alien evolved her into a Witch, which I’m pretty sure was an issue of “The Eternals”.<\/span>
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<\/span> A piece of paper falls from the Witch and Sue discovers that the only way to break the “Space Creature’s Curse” is a kiss from The Thing. So is this some sort of space gypsy? <\/span><\/div>\n
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\nFor some weird reason, the page with Ben kissing the Witch is an insert in the final page, did they have too many pages? Were they timid about showing a kiss? THIS IS GOING TO BUG ME!<\/span>
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<\/span> Anyway, now the Witch is a buzzard and reunited with her and the Fantastic Four waves goodbye like idiots. Why did an alien curse a bird? We’ll never know and I don’t care, that’s a lie, this is going to haunt me.<\/span>
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<\/a> Previous Colouring Book Theatre Entries<\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n


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