Comments on: Available Suitors in your Area

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:30:00 +0000

Suitor 1975 looks like Ted Bundy
Creepy is right

By: Samantha

Samantha — Sun, 11 May 2008 19:11:00 +0000

Suitor #1975 looks disturbingly like my Political Science professor from last semester.

Creepy.

By: JFStan

JFStan — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:24:00 +0000

Looks like Gary Cole and Lee Horsley! 🙂

By: wurwolf

wurwolf — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:35:00 +0000

dancin' homer, that is the coolest story ever! We have a celebrity in our midst! Or, at least your mid-section is a celebrity.

I LOLed all over the place when I saw that one of "Svengali"'s hobbies is conversation pits. And yay for El Caminos!

By: rob!

rob! — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:09:00 +0000

the first guy looks a little Battlestar Galactica-ish to me. have him stand next to Daggit so i can get the full effect.

By: Dancin' Homer

Dancin' Homer — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:55:00 +0000

In the early ’90s I worked in purchasing for a mail order clothing company. One day they were in a pinch because they were doing a photo shoot on a pair of pants (or, should I say, “slacks”) and the model cancelled on them. They needed someone who was a 32 waist, and, like Johnny Bravo, I fit the suit. The shot was a closeup that just showed me from the waist down, but they had me do that same dumb pose with my hand on the belt buckle. And it was exactly like the guy in the first photo – my thumb wasn’t even tucked behind the belt buckle, it was just framing it. The only reason someone would ever stand like that is if they were activating the flashlight on their utility belt.

That’s what stood out to me as soon as I saw today’s photos – that they had me do the same meaningless hack pose that they were doing back in the plaid stallion days.