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Last minute Valentines suggestions

Hey, if you woke up this morning and thought it was a normal Thursday, don’t panic, I’ve got you covered. You can thank me later. Here are a few items that are way better than gas station flowers (trust me on this). For Her: Jewelry, the bigger the better, personally I’m going for the unhappy toad. […]

Sleep in Unity

After a long day of wearing matching outfits why show any sign of individuality when it’s time for slumber? Also make sure that all smutty dreams are of your partner, dream adultery is still adultery.